December 2010
The face of every girl that gets ignored by boys who are too into saving the world from zombies.
I finally get to spend time with my PPG(: THEM MOTHER FCKERS GOT ME A TOMTOM!<3JESSICAJENNYCHRISTOPHERDANG;
Reblog if you're ending 2010 single.
Differences between friends & best friends
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…” (Note, if you don’t understand this, watch The Ring. Then watch The Ring 2. Then watch Ringu.)
FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?”
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!”
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!”
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!”
or
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail again
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up!
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste!
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this :)
~LETS NOT FORGET~
FRIENDS: Will talk to the guy you like and ask him if he's interested in you
BEST FRIENDS: Will push you into the guy that you like and yell "GET SOME!"
GO GET SOME JESSICA.
XD
It's 5:40AM.
I drove myself home from cousin’s house. My uncle and stepdad are going to freak out tmrw morning when they notice that I disappeared…
Ooh, Tina is going to be in trouble!
Don't Be Eating My Food, Betch.
TINA: Hung, did you eat my eggs?!
HUNG: Noo... Oh yeah, I did.
TINA: Oh my god! I thought you said you don't eat anything with fish sauce in it!!
HUNG: What are you talking about?!
TINA: Nvm... The eggs were good though right?!
HUNG: Eh, not really.
TINA: THEN DON'T EAT IT! D:
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ WHO CARES, I'M AWESOME
xuanthulam:
amymyheart:
daphneemarie:
LOL
FUHHHYEAHHH!
i poured my fucking heart to you and you reply...
bitch, i hope you get hit by a bus so i can be like..”oh” “lol”
Getting Fat W/Milk Chocolate Almonds
What a nice way to spend Christmas morning.
the amazing moment when you and your best friend...
rawrritsjessica:
iriejordan:
doannuts:
hiimmichi:
thesunisshining:
SPA DAY!!! (:
Brooooo!!!
BROOOOOO!!!
PINA COLA MEHH NA NA NA NA NA XD
LOL, that’s fcking Jessica & I when we do our HIGH5s!
Miley Cyrus: Rumor has it Daniel Radcliffe has a...
How the fck do you expect me to sleep when I have a brother (that is yelling into a computer mic and playing online games) living next door to me?
I Can Be A Crazy Mother Fucking Driver
If I wanted to(:
Left Eye Is Twitching...
Which means today is going to be a bad day.
Lets just hope it’s just me thinking that.
Boy: Make a C with your right hand .
Girl: Okayyyyy.*makes a C.*
Boy: *Smiles and makes c with his left hand, placing it near hers.*
Girl: A heart?
Boy: No. My stomach. And its empty, make me a sandwich.
Movies & Rekindling W/Best Friend
Oh, how I miss the old days where everyday was like this…
When I Got Home:
I made Dennis’ legit “box” & 2 other plain ones. Hmm, what should those two be? I think I’ll just refridge the leftover paste & make more tmrw(:
Give Up On Making Pinatas
I'll Just Play Tower Stack Till 12:30PM!
This Made My Morning...
xlady: aye niggs
back32: OMG
back32: U GOT ME KILLED
back32: STAY ON AIM I COME BAK WEN I DOEN WIT MY GAME
xlady: LOL KK!
xlady: SORRY
Why Am I Up So Damn Ass Early For?!
Maybe because my body is smart enough to wake up before Hung so I can steal the car! GASP!
GEE WHIZ!
poopies: LOL
poopies: your my best friend the hell
poopies: you talkin about
xlady: LOL.
xlady: i know i am
xlady: i just wanted to see you type it(:
poopies: LOL
poopies: bitch
poopies: tricked me
xlady: hahahaha
xlady: YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME
xlady: YOU KNOW YOU CAREEE
poopies: LOLOL
poopies: sounds terrifying
xlady: HAHAHAHAH!
xlady: sounds like everytime i'm shouting
xlady: i'm shouting at you.
xlady: HAHAHA
poopies: LOL
poopies: its your regular talking
xlady: oh wow.
xlady: thanks.
xlady: i take that as a compliment.
xlady: HAHAHA
poopies: but you know
poopies: whats good about that
poopies: least i never ask
poopies: huh
poopies: or dsay that again
poopies: 'cause form you
poopies: i only have to hear it once
poopies: fuuu
xlady: LOL!
Mall, Mall, Mall...
Today mall w/the boys, tmrw mall w/cousins, the day after that mall w/Dorothy! +I still need to plan a day w/my LGF & Power Puff Girls.
The Lights Started To Flicker...
I am fcking scaredD:
Nigguh Admits Defeat!
poopies: LOL
poopies: okay okay
xlady: i win right?
xlady: :D
poopies: no
xlady: yeah!
xlady: b/c you
xlady: are
xlady: speechless now.
poopies: no
poopies: u
xlady: lol, you mispelled you.
xlady: HAHAHA!
xlady: WHAT NOW BETCHHH?!
poopies: least it makes since
poopies: cause when you read it
poopies: you said u
xlady: it's sense, not since.
xlady: HAHHAHAAH!
xlady: oh god kenji.
poopies: ...
poopies: fuck.
poopies: LOL
xlady: HAHAHAHAH!
poopies: okay i lost
xlady: FAILL!
poopies: nigguh admits defeat
xlady: I BE TUMBLRING THIS
poopies: bitch
poopies: LOL
I Feel Like I Want To Surprise Her(:
Ambiguous Remix
Girl Talking W/CaptainAmy!
Benches To Make You Smile
